If you’ve been indulging in cannabis for a while, you’ve met all kinds of people who love weed. Busy parents who need a break. World travellers. Random co-workers you’d never expect to smoke. And the list goes on.
There are far too many types of stoners to list in this blog post. But we’ve listed a few that you’ve probably run into on your cannabis journey.
To be clear, we’re not writing this post to stereotype anyone. We’re just having a little fun with the most common stoner stereotypes!
Now, let’s get to it:
The Deep Thinker
Once you get into a conversation with The Deep Thinker, it’s hard to get out of it. From conspiracy theories to mind-blowing stories, The Deep Thinker will open your eyes and change how you think about your life.
The Solitary Stoner
Some people love to smoke at parties or with groups of friends. Not this person. They prefer to be all by themselves, cozied up in their room with the lights low and music playing. They aren’t anti-social but usually consume cannabis alone.
What do you like to do when you’re stoned? Maybe you like going for walks or watching trippy movies.
The Gamer is all about gaming.
They might have the latest consoles with the most popular titles of the year. Or perhaps they keep it old-school with their SNES and N64.
When you hang out with The Gamer, you’ll usually be smoking with gorgeous glass pieces and high-quality bud. Kick your feet up, sit back, and get ready to game.
It’s incredible what The Artist can create when they’re sober, let alone when they’re high. They might make beautiful music, breathtaking paintings, or captivating stories.
The Artist isn’t the most talkative when they’re high, usually because they’re far away in their mind, thinking about their next great creation.
Everyone’s met The Mooch. They’re the first ones to suggest smoking up but never bring their own supply.
It was cool the first few times, but now you’re seeing a trend. And if you let it continue, they’ll leech off your supply forever! Sooner or later, you need to let them know that they’ll have to pitch in, too.
The Stoner Chef
This is exactly the type of friend you want at a session once the munchies hit. As soon as everyone gets hungry, The Stoner Chef takes to the kitchen to whip up something delicious.
Maybe it’s a stack of gourmet grilled cheese sandwiches. Maybe it’s a bowl of Doritos. Either way, it’s magical.
This friend is always experimenting with new ways to cook with weed, and they usually show up with homemade edibles or gummies.
Also known as The Lightweight, this is the friend who can’t handle their ganja just yet.
They might get super giggly and silly. Or they might get a little paranoid and need you to talk them through it. Or they might get reeeeally quiet. Try to watch out for your friends who are new to cannabis, and support them when they need it!
Which Type of Stoner Are You?
So, which type of stoner are you? At The Joint Cannabis, we’d love to know. Reach out to us on our website or social media!
If you’re the type of stoner that needs a re-up, we’ve got you. Shop online or at one of our retail locations to buy dried cannabis, pre-rolled joints, extracts, and more. We’ve always got awesome deals you won’t find anywhere else in Winnipeg. Visit The Joint today!